SuperTrooper Posted March 20, 2007 Report Posted March 20, 2007 Here is the top list of memorable things I heard on my first troop as a stormtrooper. It was a charity fundraiser at the local mall. 5. Kid: Look dad a stormtrooper. Dad: Wow a robot. Kid: No dad it?s a stormtrooper. Dad: It?s ok, we can go say hi to the robot. 4. (Dad to kids): ?Look it?s Darth Vader? as he points to me and I turn around to look for Vader. 3. (We leave the store to go change) ?See I told you they weren?t real? 2. (4 year old girl) ?Look it's He-Man. 1. Lady 1: It?s a guy from that movie. Lady 2: What movie? Lady 1: You know that whaaaa whaaaa (lightsaber sound effects) movie. Lady 2: I guess I didn?t see that movie. Lady1: Yes you did, we saw it at Dan?s house. Lady 2: Oh yea, the whaaaa whaaaa movie. Quote
Belakor Posted March 20, 2007 Report Posted March 20, 2007 ... 1. Lady 1: It?s a guy from that movie. Lady 2: What movie? Lady 1: You know that whaaaa whaaaa (lightsaber sound effects) movie. Lady 2: I guess I didn?t see that movie. Lady1: Yes you did, we saw it at Dan?s house. Lady 2: Oh yea, the whaaaa whaaaa movie. that's good Quote
TK9612[501st] Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 anyone else ever get called a Power Ranger? Quote
john danter Posted March 22, 2007 Report Posted March 22, 2007 Ah great stuff. My best moment was something similar. A troop here in Legoland UK (bare in mind I'm Welsh and sound very Welsh too! I have long given up trying to sound like you US guys in the movies, LOL) This little kid comes over, big inquistive eyes looking me up and down and then he asks me.... Are you all robots? No I'm not a robot Where are you from? Coruscant How did you get here? Spaceship Where is it, where did it land? Behind the castle (children aren't allowed over there ) Cool. Why are you here? To make sure little children like you behave! Where did you say you from again? Coruscant But you can't be! Why not? Because you're Welsh Fantastic moment that I'll never forget Me and his mum were crying for ages. Didn't get her number though Quote
TK8280 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Posted March 22, 2007 Ah great stuff. My best moment was something similar. A troop here in Legoland UK (bare in mind I'm Welsh and sound very Welsh too! I have long given up trying to sound like you US guys in the movies, LOL) This little kid comes over, big inquistive eyes looking me up and down and then he asks me.... Are you all robots? No I'm not a robot Where are you from? Coruscant How did you get here? Spaceship Where is it, where did it land? Behind the castle (children aren't allowed over there ) Cool. Why are you here? To make sure little children like you behave! Where did you say you from again? Coruscant But you can't be! Why not? Because you're Welsh Fantastic moment that I'll never forget Me and his mum were crying for ages. Didn't get her number though thats funny Quote
TK8280 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Posted March 22, 2007 You mean we're not robots? "look at the robot" I've been called a robot several times, but its the parents that say it and not the kids.. Quote
Guest T*E Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 "look at the robot" I've been called a robot several times, but its the parents that say it and not the kids.. I am pretty sure my group in 1997 started the appearance craze here in Oregon at Hospitals and also at what was Act II theaters at the time. We have heard them all. "mommy, a robot!" OOOkkkk "wow kids! Look a cylon!" WTF??? How cute are you under the helmet? Sorry, I am married Dont get near him Jimmy, he has a gun! Ok, yeah its loaded Mam.. but the best ever I heard was at a toys R Us from some country hick in his Levis, beer belly and his trucker hat on with his 3 kinds. We brought Fett, 2 stormtroopers and a Vader. The hick looks our way and yells to his kids: whoa look at that! Its Bobby Fate! WOW, Boba Fett gone country. You heard it here first folks. T*E Quote
BactaReality Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 Domo arigato Mr. Roboto, Domo-domo,. Domo-domo. Quote
TK8280 Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 I am pretty sure my group in 1997 started the appearance craze here in Oregon at Hospitals and also at what was Act II theaters at the time. We have heard them all. "mommy, a robot!" OOOkkkk "wow kids! Look a cylon!" WTF??? How cute are you under the helmet? Sorry, I am married Dont get near him Jimmy, he has a gun! Ok, yeah its loaded Mam.. but the best ever I heard was at a toys R Us from some country hick in his Levis, beer belly and his trucker hat on with his 3 kinds. We brought Fett, 2 stormtroopers and a Vader. The hick looks our way and yells to his kids: whoa look at that! Its Bobby Fate! WOW, Boba Fett gone country. You heard it here first folks. T*E HAHA thats classic! Quote
Exodus[TK] Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 But you can't be! Why not? Because you're Welsh Great story! Mr. Roboto This reminded me of the TK in the Triumph EP2 movie line clip from the Conan show. The dog's line was great, "...Stormtroopers start talking like 60's robots?" Quote
Butah Fett Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 Actually it was the Ep2 premiere. Quote
TK:TK Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 My wife asked if I needed a lightsaber to go with the armour.... (sigh)... Quote
Butah Fett Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 My girlfriend made the comment, "Yay, I get to (insert explitive here) a Stormtrooper!" Quote
Exodus[TK] Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 My girlfriend made the comment, "Yay, I get to (insert explitive here) a Stormtrooper!" Which begs the question, did she make you keep your bucket on?? :lol: Quote
Exodus[TK] Posted March 29, 2007 Report Posted March 29, 2007 My wife asked if I needed a lightsaber to go with the armour.... (sigh)... Say yes, and show her : Btw, ask for a shield too Quote
TK:TK Posted March 30, 2007 Report Posted March 30, 2007 Say yes, and show her : Btw, ask for a shield too That's crap-tacular! Quote
davej[TK] Posted March 30, 2007 Report Posted March 30, 2007 Went to my first troop over the weekend , and I don't know how many times I heard .. aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper ? Btw , I'm 5'10" and 170lbs , so NO , I'M NOT !!! Another one was ... ooh look , some Darth Vaders !! This happened twice . I teamed up with a sandy ( you know , I watch your back , you watch mine ) by the name of Katherine on sunday . People were coming up to us , congratulating us on our armour etc A common comment was ... good on you boys , nice job boys etc . When Kat answered back , she got back ... but you're a girl !!! Quote
john danter Posted March 30, 2007 Report Posted March 30, 2007 My girlfriend made the comment, "Yay, I get to (insert explitive here) a Stormtrooper!" Yeah I've had that pleasure. Even better as mine was dressed as Lara Croft at the time. Brilliant! Chicks dig armour. Fact! Quote
SuperTrooper Posted March 30, 2007 Author Report Posted March 30, 2007 Chicks might, but wives don't . Quote
Ripster40 Posted April 7, 2007 Report Posted April 7, 2007 Heh. Crazy you folks are, I can't wait to get mine. My plan, once I get my armor, set it up and get it fitted on. Gonna go get a video camera and walk around town for a bit by myself..Freaky..yes.. Quote
Dargas[501st] Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 you have to see what a Darth Vader suit can acomplish mates!!! I?ve gotten too many kinds of indecent proposals includin one in wich the girl (a really gorgeous looking one) told me that she wanted to %$&/%$ me just wearing the helmet, gloves, boots cest armor and cape.... go figure! In here after 3 years we decided to name it The Vader Effect. as long as I have my suit on all the girls want to be around me and to do crazy dirty things of all kind to me... some of them have grabbed my hind quarters in public! but as soon as I take it off they never notice me.... go Figure again! The Vader effect! Behold: Quote
TK8280 Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 you have to see what a Darth Vader suit can acomplish mates!!! I?ve gotten too many kinds of indecent proposals includin one in wich the girl (a really gorgeous looking one) told me that she wanted to %$&/%$ me just wearing the helmet, gloves, boots cest armor and cape.... go figure! In here after 3 years we decided to name it The Vader Effect. as long as I have my suit on all the girls want to be around me and to do crazy dirty things of all kind to me... some of them have grabbed my hind quarters in public! but as soon as I take it off they never notice me.... go Figure again! The Vader effect! Behold: Looks like fun Quote
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