Coolajxl[TK] Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 So I saw a video of some Stormtroopers telling Star Wars "dad jokes" and puns, and I think this would be a amazing thing to say to children and such at troops! Do others do this? If so what are some of your favorites to say? The favorite one I saw in the video was: "Why did the Jedi cross the road?" "To get to the darkside" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmrhodes13[Staff] Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 I don't tend to tell jokes, I prefer to stay in character. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolajxl[TK] Posted September 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2023 On 9/8/2023 at 4:38 PM, gmrhodes13 said: I don't tend to tell jokes, I prefer to stay in character. I guess I can understand that. But I was thinking for the kids that maybe have trouble warming up to us that this might be a way to show them we aren't scary, we are human. Something to lighten the mood depending on the event being trooped at. I said this same joke at a troop today to different people and kids and event their parents got a kick out of it. I don't see the harm in a little fun every once and a while 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmrhodes13[Staff] Posted September 10, 2023 Report Share Posted September 10, 2023 Plenty of Star Wars Dad (and corny) jokes out there https://www.daddilife.com/health/dad-jokes/star-wars-dad-jokes/ https://bestlifeonline.com/star-wars-jokes/ https://www.rd.com/article/corny-star-wars-jokes/ https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a34577665/best-star-wars-jokes/ https://heresajoke.com/star-wars-jokes/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punsweb Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 here are five Star Wars-themed dad jokes for you: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side. How do you unlock doors in the Star Wars universe? With a Jedi "key"-nobi. What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI clear, the picture is." Why did Kylo Ren go to school? To improve his Force-math skills. What's a Jedi's favorite toy? A yo-"droid". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punsweb Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 for more jokes and puns join puns web!https://punsweb.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Louise Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 I know I'm late but it might help some others. Here are some input from me: 1. Why do Jedi always burn their pancakes? Force of habit. 2. Where do Wookiees eat? Chew-baccafe. 3. Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8. 4. What’s a droid’s favorite style of music? Techno. 5. What do you call a Sith who won't fight? A Sithy. A tip: If you want to create more of these, you can use this "Pun Generator." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infern0[TK] Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 On 9/8/2023 at 6:52 AM, Coolajxl said: "Why did the Jedi cross the road?" "To get to the darkside" Ooh I might use this one today. My normal go to for hospital troops is: “What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate stuck in his fur?” ”A chocolate chip Wookiee.” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daryldoak[TK] Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 13 hours ago, Infern0 said: Ooh I might use this one today. My normal go to for hospital troops is: “What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate stuck in his fur?” ”A chocolate chip Wookiee.” I heard that one a few time today. LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infern0[TK] Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 On 5/13/2024 at 8:49 PM, daryldoak said: I heard that one a few time today. LOL Maybe once or ten times hahaha. I totally forgot to tell the Jedi one too! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilson_emma Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 I don't like But I try this. I hope you like it . Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolajxl[TK] Posted May 17 Author Report Share Posted May 17 1 hour ago, wilson_emma said: I don't like But I try this. I hope you like it . Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side! Yours actually makes more sense Maybe the Jedi crossing the road is to get to the light side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmrhodes13[Staff] Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last? He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.” https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a34577665/best-star-wars-jokes/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwhiteohio Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 (edited) Why did the stormtrooper buy an I-phone??? Because he couldn't find the android he was looking for! Edited June 10 by rwhiteohio 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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