Photo caption contest!

[justjoseph63[Staff]]

OK, Troopers...  I was completely bored and I ran across some funny photos of Stormtroopers.  Yes, they are action figures, and yes, it contains 2 trademarked items, but since I am not charging money to enter this contest I should be O.K.  

Here is how it will go...  Whoever posts the funniest caption for this photo (in this thread) will receive a new pair of white silicone hand guards..*  The contest will be judged by the Staff and Attaches**, and entries will only be accepted until midnight on May the 4th.  

 

CONTEST IS CLOSED.  Voting will be done by the Attaches and Staff, and the winner will be announced on Sunday, May 7th.

 

Just a note to say THANKS for the incredible responses!  The creativity on here never ceases to amaze me, and I got some GREAT laughs from this, as I'm sure many of you did as well!

 

* Offer includes free shipping to the U.S. only.  If you live outside the U.S., shipping costs ($14.50) will be necessary.  (Sorry).

**  You can't vote for your own entry, though..

 

[RLH2515[TK]]

That's right Gary we cant miss !!

 

 

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[magni[TK]]

So the directions say to just drop it in and we'll see something amazing! I can't miss from here Gary!

[jeddz[TK]]

The secret Rebel plans said this gave them unlimited power! 

[Darth Havoc[TK]]

Do you think Lord Vader will know it was us ?

 

 

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[gmrhodes13[Staff]]

Are you sure this is how they take the yellowing out of my armor

[gmrhodes13[Staff]]

So if she says she has another headache again I just say here darling take two of these

Edited May 6, 2017 by gmrhodes13

[Addertime[TK]]

"Hey y'all! Watch this!"

[Addertime[TK]]

"Hurry! Let's hide them in here! What's the worst that could happen?"

[Stormy3D]

Here, this should plug up that thermal exhaust port....

[Stormy3D]

This job should be for the Imperial gunners...

[Sgt. Bilko[TK]]

Thousands of years of technological advancement with giant lasers to blow up entire planets and they can't find a better way to power the Death Star?

 

 

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[msouza[TK]]

Wait a second are you sure this was in the read this first section!!

[msouza[TK]]

Just hold my blaster and watch this!!

Edited May 2, 2017 by msouza

[Pyrates[TK]]

The MEPD says this is the surefire way to remove dirt on your armor.

Edited May 2, 2017 by Pyrates

[scottdm62[TK]]

This is the fastest way to weather your armor. Are you sure? Yes, all the cool kids do it.

[justjoseph63[Staff]]

I have been literally laughing out loud at all these responses.. dang near soiled myself!        

[silverdollar22[TK]]

Here, this will leave a minty smell to your undersuit.

[humperdingle]

You really think this thing will reach point five past light speed??

[gmrhodes13[Staff]]

Are you sure this is how you make the force?

[gmrhodes13[Staff]]

Are you sure this will blow quicker than Solo on the Kessel Run

[gmrhodes13[Staff]]

That's not the aspirin you are looking for

[gmrhodes13[Staff]]

Go get me a coke he says, hey Mike wanna see foam come outta Vader's nose, toss me up another one of those

[gmrhodes13[Staff]]

Well if Mythbusters think they can do Star Wars stuff then why can't we do Mythbusters stuff

[silverdollar22[TK]]

If coke adds life lets see what these will do!!!