"I'll help you assemble your RS legs!" he said
"This will be fun!" he said
"Ooops....the back doesn't quite lie flat enough to make a solid flat gluing surface." He said
"Let's compress it with twine and reshape it with a hot water bath!" he said
"This will be perfect! " he said
This was with hot water alone!!! Not even boiling! Not even immersed! Just poured over!!
Hard lesson learned. You have been warned.