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i was messing around in paintshop and this just happened :P i thought it looked kinda cool.

 

ewoks roasting on an open fire... lol

 

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Happy Halloween :lol:

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photos updated gmrhodes13 2021
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Man why would you do that to those cute little animals... :o

 

I just went door to door for halloween with the kids and saw a kid with a bear costume that looked like an ewok it was funny .

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Stormtroopers Are Part of a Balanced Breakfast or: The Horrible Truth About Ewoks

balanced-sw-breakfast.jpgNo, this is not a real cereal, and yes, those are plastic Lego Star Wars stormtrooper heads. But if you put this in front of me on a Saturday morning, yes, I would still try to eat it.

 

On a related note, the sight of disembodied stormtrooper heads has made me realize something disturbing about the original trilogy:

 

I'm sure you recall the shot from the Return of the Jedi finale/Ewok Party Montage where an ewok is playing xylophone with a row of empty(?) stormtrooper helmets. While funny, I've always found this to be a discordantly morbid joke for this scene. I mean, it's all well and good to celebrate the defeat of your enemy, but defiling their corpses in such a zany way should probably fall under the New Republic's definition of war crimes.

 

Of course, it's not like our humanoid heroes who are responsible for this breach of the rules of engagement, it's those darn ewoks. This is what lifted the scales from my eyes and made me realize the horrible truth about what happened to the Imperial soldiers captured on Endor. For what did the ewoks do with Luke and Co when they captured them? They tied them up and got ready to cook them. I say, to cook them. Do you see where I'm going with this? The ewoks feast upon the flesh of their enemies. THEY EAT. PEOPLE. Those helmets are empty because the ewoks ate, THEY ATE, their P.O.W's! Look at that picture of the Stormtrooper Cereal again, and realize this is probably not far from what the ewoks were eating for several weeks after the Battle of Endor.

 

(found this on geekanerd.com)

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If I recall, they attacked the outpost down there first, with no provocation. You're just defending yourself.

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