I just read my interests and it was grossly out of date. So, for an update, I'm into what you would expect of someone like me. I lounge around in a robe and ill fitting underwear most of the day while shouting pathetic diatribes at faceless names behind a faceless name so there's no fear of actual retribution. I masturbate anywhere between twelve and fifteen times a day and in those twelve seconds of self pleasure, I am a God to those ladyboys I so disgustingly lust after, but when confronted with an actual member of the "opposite sex", I revert to a hormonal fourteen year old and my conversations consist of guttural snorts, unawares nose picking and feverish crotch scratching. My personal goal is to move out of my sister's kid's room and to finally sleep on something other than an air mattress that doesn't reek of vomit and antiseptic. One day . . . . one day.
I'm just kidding. I make close to seven figures and live in a house reminiscent of Tony Stark's surrounded by the most passable of lady boys. My knob is never not wet.
Okay, that was a lie as well. I enjoy most of the "geek" past times. I collect action figures and a hell of a lot of other toys as well as cosplay. I guess you would call it that. I've never been to a con and dressed up. I've never been to a con for that matter, but I love dressing up and pretending to exist in that particular universe for a brief while. I obviously have my TK armor from Ainsworth studios (yes yes, go ahead, bash me for paying him. i don't care, it looks good)as well as having a few Star Trek uniforms. I've recently developed quite the affection for Star Trek: TOS and my favorite costume piece is a red velour Scotty uniform. That's the only real screen accurate thing that I have for that franchise, but the pants look and it gives me another use for my black, jedi boots.
